Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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