"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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