Do you still have your period?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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