I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Alive.
So much puke
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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