I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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