I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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