Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
