your thong is hanging out like whoa
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i dont even know how to be here
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
