so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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