Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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