Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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