About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
