If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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