Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize