I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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