whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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