we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And then my night got REAL pukey
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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