this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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