I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
