plz talk dirty to me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
