I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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