Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
last night I used snow as a chaser
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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