can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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