She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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