i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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