you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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