Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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