normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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