I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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