NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
this hospital has no fireball
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
