Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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