His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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