im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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