so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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