I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
