**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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