Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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