I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
third nipple confirmed
You were trust falling into bushes
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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