Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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