just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
home. puking in laundry basket.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
