Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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