I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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