people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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