when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
