I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
