white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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