Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She said her name was "party"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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