10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
