brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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