that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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