i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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