ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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