He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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