I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
