Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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