and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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